that's a lot of ply
i don’t have gills; i cut myself shaving

i don’t have gills; i cut myself shaving

you know; that old chestnut

you know; that old chestnut

getting fresh

getting fresh

yesterday i hurt my back opening the door to my minivan

soooo i guess i am a real adult now

yesterday i hurt my back opening the door to my minivan

soooo i guess i am a real adult now

how to flirt: “you think exclusively nice things, desperately try not to say it, but fail at least once”

how to flirt: “you think exclusively nice things, desperately try not to say it, but fail at least once”